NO, BUT REALLY, HEIGHTS ARE THE WORST

... but you are not heights. You are the opposite of the worst.

The quality of my lyric-writing abilities (poor) is in no way a reflection of how much I adore you.
Also, I seem tone-deaf? How strange and unusual? Choking on my Cheerios 2 minutes before recording this probably had something to do with that.

TO ME!!!!!

I'm too adorable to be obnoxious. But just barely.

A LITTLE BIT LIKE ORANGE JUICE

Vitamin D Synthesis at its Peak

"I WROTE YOU ANOTHER SONG"

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"Gross."

SONG FOR A BASEBALL PLAYER