ESPECIALLY IF HE SHOUTS: "TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!" AT THE SKY

So this conversation with my best friend just happened.
Thank you auto-correct.

Friend:   I just bought a chocolate bar and juice at the (campus convenience) store. Paid 9 dollars.  
            Pretty good deal?
Me:      Oh my Jesus... stock up
Friend:  Crazy! This Twix bar better be worth it
Me:      George Costanza would be proud
Friend:  Hahaha you just made me want to go home and watch Seinfeld
Me:      Classic us
Friend: Our first Seinfeld moment is still by far my favourite Mormon of all time
          *Moment
Me:      I desperately want us to have a favourite Mormon of all time
Friend: lol I already have a favourite Mormon
           jk he's Amish