WHAAAAAAAT!?!

I just found a section on my Blogger profile that details my blog's audience. People have actually seen this blog. 1808 people actually. A surprising number from Russia in the past month, I guess the ukulele is big there? Regardless, finding this made me realize that if people actually stumble upon my blog, I might as well give them something to read/look at/listen to more often than ever other week every few months. I'LL DO BETTER!!!!!

AW DAMNIT

Because, you know, I'm graceful and observant like that

FOOD LOGIC

Burned some toast: put more peanut butter on it
Burned some chicken fingers: put more peanut butter on it

"I WROTE YOU ANOTHER SONG"

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"Gross."

I ONLY BAKE CUPCAKES OF TRUTH

And cookies I guess, but they're notoriously deceitful.

SONG FOR A BASEBALL PLAYER

IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT AND I'M...

...playing Eddie Money/Foster the People mashups on the ukulele in a suede blazer and grey y-fronts. Pretty standard, really.