GUESS WHO IS A GRADUATE!

It's me. I'm graduating. Finally. Do I know what I am going to do with my degree in Archaeology? No.  Do I know that I have various skills and talents that would make me a great candidate as either a primary school teacher, a fifties-housewife, or costume technician at a museum or something? Yes.

We're working on it guys.

In the meantime, here's a picture of my best friend in a giant tea-cup that I cannot lift.

ESPECIALLY IF HE SHOUTS: "TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!" AT THE SKY

So this conversation with my best friend just happened.
Thank you auto-correct.

Friend:   I just bought a chocolate bar and juice at the (campus convenience) store. Paid 9 dollars.  
            Pretty good deal?
Me:      Oh my Jesus... stock up
Friend:  Crazy! This Twix bar better be worth it
Me:      George Costanza would be proud
Friend:  Hahaha you just made me want to go home and watch Seinfeld
Me:      Classic us
Friend: Our first Seinfeld moment is still by far my favourite Mormon of all time
          *Moment
Me:      I desperately want us to have a favourite Mormon of all time
Friend: lol I already have a favourite Mormon
           jk he's Amish