So this conversation with my best friend just happened.
Thank you auto-correct.
Friend: I just bought a chocolate bar and juice at the (campus convenience) store. Paid 9 dollars.
Pretty good deal?
Me: Oh my Jesus... stock up
Friend: Crazy! This Twix bar better be worth it
Me: George Costanza would be proud
Friend: Hahaha you just made me want to go home and watch Seinfeld
Me: Classic us
Friend: Our first Seinfeld moment is still by far my favourite Mormon of all time
Me: I desperately want us to have a favourite Mormon of all time
Friend: lol I already have a favourite Mormon
jk he's Amish