Siobhan: I have to listen to Some Nights. It's been in my head since hayes sang it while I made
smoothies.
Sophie: Let's listen together. say when.
and I will hit play
and a portal will open
Siobhan: Play
I think the portal opened in my fridge
it started making weird noises.
Where did you go?
ARE YOU IN MY FRIDGE?!
Showing posts with label CWMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CWMS. Show all posts
4.7.12
THE BIRDS WOULD RATHER DIE THAN LISTEN TO ME COUGHING ANYMORE
Me:
8:28: The birds outside my window woke me up by sounding like they're being strangled by the thousands. I hope you got to wake up to something thoroughly less disturbing and obnoxious. Starships perhaps.
8:35- I just texted Sophie [about the birds] and used the phrase "on the other hand". My rudely awakened brain wrote "on the other ham" and I laughed and laughed. Imagine that was a saying?! The world would be infinitely more hilarious.
8:36- Good news, even though I feel physically worse today than yesterday, mentally I'm better and in good humour.
Hayes:
8:58: I'm glad you mentally feel better but on the other ham I wish you felt physically better.
Hahahhahahahhahahahhahaaa! Ham... You guys, it gets me every time!
Shh. I said I felt better in the sense that I was in good humour. Not that I was any less stupid.
8:28: The birds outside my window woke me up by sounding like they're being strangled by the thousands. I hope you got to wake up to something thoroughly less disturbing and obnoxious. Starships perhaps.
8:35- I just texted Sophie [about the birds] and used the phrase "on the other hand". My rudely awakened brain wrote "on the other ham" and I laughed and laughed. Imagine that was a saying?! The world would be infinitely more hilarious.
8:36- Good news, even though I feel physically worse today than yesterday, mentally I'm better and in good humour.
Hayes:
8:58: I'm glad you mentally feel better but on the other ham I wish you felt physically better.
--- end of texts because I basically died laughing ---
Hahahhahahahhahahahhahaaa! Ham... You guys, it gets me every time!
Shh. I said I felt better in the sense that I was in good humour. Not that I was any less stupid.
1.6.12
CONVERSATION WITH MY SISTER: NOBODY WOULD EVEN KNOW WE WERE DANCING!
Siobhan:
I don't wanna go to class
Promise you will make me laugh out loud so hard I almost get kicked out?
That was my 11:11 wish this morning
Also, can we make up a dance maneuver called The Sneaky Pete?
Sophie:
yeah we can itll be as good as the shopping cart but maybe better
whose line time with crunchy grapes
also collins pants are so belted and high
Siobhan:
I adore when you aren't at work and can text me and give me the worst class giggles. the giggles are the only reason I go to lectures anymore.
and quizzes, i guess, but I just write those as quick as I can to jump straight into the giggles
I don't wanna go to class
Promise you will make me laugh out loud so hard I almost get kicked out?
That was my 11:11 wish this morning
Also, can we make up a dance maneuver called The Sneaky Pete?
Sophie:
yeah we can itll be as good as the shopping cart but maybe better
whose line time with crunchy grapes
also collins pants are so belted and high
Siobhan:
I adore when you aren't at work and can text me and give me the worst class giggles. the giggles are the only reason I go to lectures anymore.
and quizzes, i guess, but I just write those as quick as I can to jump straight into the giggles
19.4.12
CONVERSATIONS WITH MY SISTER: I'M STILL NOT SURE THOUGH
Siobhan Creelman says:
part of me is in love with nicki minaj
Sophie Creelman says:
i am
Siobhan Creelman says:
I think that part of me is my ears
4.4.12
CONVERSATIONS WITH MY SISTER, A WILDLY DISAPPOINTING EXCERPT!
Siobhan says: I have sent a number of fantastic texts today
funny, on point,
good word usage
"Logistically" for example
and "resounding"
am I the only one who thinks I'm funny? Or that these are good words?
I wish you were actually available to respond and I wasn't just leaving you what are essentially typed voicemails.
Ahh well.
such is life
I just texted justin that "I will try my bestest"
and just like that, the glory of texting Dad the word "tutelage" earlier fades into oblivian
funny, on point,
good word usage
"Logistically" for example
and "resounding"
am I the only one who thinks I'm funny? Or that these are good words?
I wish you were actually available to respond and I wasn't just leaving you what are essentially typed voicemails.
Ahh well.
such is life
I just texted justin that "I will try my bestest"
and just like that, the glory of texting Dad the word "tutelage" earlier fades into oblivian
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