I was doing my usual Friday night interweb scavenging while watching Wheel of Fortune after spending the afternoon at the health clinic and I stumbled upon the Ashton Drake doll collection. You know? The true-to-life baby dolls and fairies and stuff that have hand-attached eyelashes?
Man, their hands are so wrinkly! and the personalizable hospital bracelet looks so real (except for the blank spots)!
Then BAM! This one BREATHES. WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?
DOUBLE BAM!! THIS ONE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN!!
So many nightmares. Not sleeping for weeks! Which is probably good, considering I have 30 pages of essay due on Tuesday.