"I DON'T THINK I'LL REGRET PUTTING A SHEEP ON MY BAG, NOT EVEN A BIT!"

And I don't! I love the sheep. So tastefully done, no?

Sewing Stats (I know you all think sewing needs to sound more like a sport or something):

Date of Construction: June 4, 2012
Time Consumption: ~3 hours
Amount of Fabric: 75 cm each of lining and canvassy stuff (plus scraps for El Sheepo)
Can You Make Me One? Or Nine?: I could possibly be commissioned to make things for the polite kind of people who would pay for fabric, some of my time and possibly run me to the hospital if necessary.
"THE HOSPITAL?!?!?! WHY!?!?!"
Because sewing is a sport.
Injuries Inflicted: Just three two (the burn is invisible and only hurts a little). Fingers are scarring up nicely beneath their Ghetto Bandaids ("What's a Ghetto Bandaid?" I hear you ask. It is tape. Security tape from work, even.)

The Lavender Nails Really Class Things Up