A MUSICAL MASTERMIND THAT IS!!!!
Hans Zimmer, you wily scamp.
This kid's just trying to learn about the Incas, and you're all "Hey, I wrote some of the greatest film scores that you know, and some of them are in your favourite movies. So while you try and remember what a "Uwiha Ch'Uyay" is, I'm just going to slip some of my hit tracks into this playlist. We cool, bro?"
We'd be totally cool if I knew Hans Zimmer and he called me 'bro'. I wouldn't even care about his obvious confusion of genders, the guy's a genius in other respects. Also, if he wouldn't write songs that hijack my limited focusing skills by making my ears perk up and then vividly imagine Simba finally figuring out his friggin' life after an evening getting smoked in the head by a mandrill with a stick and then talking to his dad in the stars and then racing lithely across the great savanna to bring justice back to Pride Rock.
I can't even apologize for that run-on sentence. It's The Lion King, you guys. It's just SO GOOD!
For the Record: "Uwiha Ch'Uyay" is an Andean sheep festival.
WHO KNEW!?!
Probably not Hans Zimmer, that's who. Sorry bro, that was mildly low blow.
Hans Zimmer, you wily scamp.
This kid's just trying to learn about the Incas, and you're all "Hey, I wrote some of the greatest film scores that you know, and some of them are in your favourite movies. So while you try and remember what a "Uwiha Ch'Uyay" is, I'm just going to slip some of my hit tracks into this playlist. We cool, bro?"
We'd be totally cool if I knew Hans Zimmer and he called me 'bro'. I wouldn't even care about his obvious confusion of genders, the guy's a genius in other respects. Also, if he wouldn't write songs that hijack my limited focusing skills by making my ears perk up and then vividly imagine Simba finally figuring out his friggin' life after an evening getting smoked in the head by a mandrill with a stick and then talking to his dad in the stars and then racing lithely across the great savanna to bring justice back to Pride Rock.
I can't even apologize for that run-on sentence. It's The Lion King, you guys. It's just SO GOOD!
In case you're not me and don't have this sucker saved on your computer.
I actually even have it on CD. You guys, I'm such a hipster right now it hurts.
For the Record: "Uwiha Ch'Uyay" is an Andean sheep festival.
WHO KNEW!?!
Probably not Hans Zimmer, that's who. Sorry bro, that was mildly low blow.
hahaha I enthusiastically enjoyed this post. Hans Zimmer is such a cool dude!
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